Ultra-Fabulousness

What hand-to-hand combat experience do you have with large beasts (real or imaginary)? Were you victorious?

The musical pods of my Medusa-like iPod

Are UFOs real?

No

If you were a giant for one day, what would you step on?

Each and every Starbucks franchise

Do you have any tattoos, piercings or other identifiable body markings? If so, please provide essential details.

My most distinguishing physical feature: A life-size tattoo of a microbe at the bottom of my small toe.

If you could make up a new Team-O sport, what would it be?

One that combines medieval chivalry with hip-hop. How cool would that be?